everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm bleeding and have questions
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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