you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
handjob tips. give me some.
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize