Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
cat food counts as protein by the way
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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