1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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