Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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