I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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