I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
well you can't waste a boner
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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