Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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