So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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