I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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