Well apparently he's into motor boating.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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