Me too!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
