Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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