your thong is hanging out like whoa
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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