Got a toothbrush?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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