Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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