I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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