he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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