I don't think brook has ever known best
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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