I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
