Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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