I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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