She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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