She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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