Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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