I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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