operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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