Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him