Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits

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(469): View more from Texas

Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.

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(315): View more from New York

How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...

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(440): View more from Ohio

My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?

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(512): View more from Texas

You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕

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