It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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