If i could tip my vagina, i would.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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