Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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