oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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