Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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