How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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