I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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