Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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