is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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