Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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