he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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