How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
