I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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