is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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