is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he fucked my hip out of place.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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