She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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