it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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