Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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