watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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