I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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