what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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