When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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