He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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