I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm like, not good at living.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
dude. I can hear the air.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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