Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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