There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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