oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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