yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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