Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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